Swordfucked 

A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.

Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)

Swordfucked by ThanksMom September 11, 2009

Wordfucked 

You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........

>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED

P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!

Wordfucked by ,xnkacnvdvij December 10, 2009

swordfuck 

The art of sexual penetration (preferably vaginally) with a sword.

I'm going to swordfuck this prostitute.

swordfuck by Zeed November 28, 2010

stormfucked 

When a storm occurs and leaves your surrounding area a complete mess or totally fucked.

"A cyclone hit us in Jumeriah last night.

Oh no, is everything ok...?

No,.. we're completely stormfucked."

stormfucked by NZODB April 8, 2013