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A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.
Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)
by ThanksMom September 11, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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