Sworddick 

When you are having sex with a girl( or guy) and the other partner shits on your dick then you stick it in their ear.

I have the power of Sworddick.EEEEAAAAA!!!

Sworddick by BUTTTACO January 25, 2019

Strawberry Shortdick 

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

Strawberry Shortdick by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

urban legendery swordypickaxe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

this is the most random thing you can search on urban dictionary

ME: urban legendery swordypickaxe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ALSO ME: *hits my head 26 times and calls the asylum on myself because i just realized what i have done*

urban legendery swordypickaxe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by poipeoplepersone March 4, 2022

Shortdick 

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.

"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!

Shortdick by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011

Strawberry Shortdick 

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

Strawberry Shortdick by Anal parade April 17, 2017

swordfuck 

The art of sexual penetration (preferably vaginally) with a sword.

I'm going to swordfuck this prostitute.

swordfuck by Zeed November 28, 2010

Swordfucked 

A sexual experience gone so horribly wrong, that the person will undoubtedly sexual and social problems for the rest of their life.

Poor guy-- he was swordfucked as a teen and it was so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.

(As in the son of the 35-year-old mother, A. Sword of Waterford, who used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search. He has been Swordfucked and will likely never be able to have a normal sex life.)

Swordfucked by ThanksMom September 11, 2009