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adj. to not be under the influence of marijuana or alcohol
I haven't drank or smoked today, I am 100% swober
by Hue Ganus November 18, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Sparing in the use of heart or soul with regards to humans. To refrain from emotion other than that which resembles a dead fish.
Tom had 16 years of sobriety, and was Swaffordized and has chosen to lead a swober life
by Psibri January 14, 2011
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