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Swensons 

a drive in fast food restaurant found in Ohio. the burgers...FIRE....the onion rings...FIRE. GO. TO. THIS. PLACE.
johnny: i’m hungry.
dave: let’s go to Swensons
johnny: THAT’S AN EPIC IDEA
People who came from Sweden with the original name of Svenson. Most Swenson's are extreamly stubberon (which can be a good or a bad thing), have a strong sence of right and wrong, and get really pissed off when you mess with the people the care about and or love. If you wish to be with a Swenson be prepared to deal with these things.
A man insulted the wife of a Swenson and therefore he was locked in the back of a moving van wrapped in shrink wrap for the remainder of the day.
Swenson by Amour2013 March 7, 2011

ryan swenson 

young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.
That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.
ryan swenson by lizzzzuuummmssss January 4, 2010

visiting Doc Swenson 

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

swansons dip 

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference
Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.
swansons dip by deez testes October 30, 2012

jesse swenson 

jesse swenson by blooblaching October 7, 2008