Swenson 

People who came from Sweden with the original name of Svenson. Most Swenson's are extreamly stubberon (which can be a good or a bad thing), have a strong sence of right and wrong, and get really pissed off when you mess with the people the care about and or love. If you wish to be with a Swenson be prepared to deal with these things.

A man insulted the wife of a Swenson and therefore he was locked in the back of a moving van wrapped in shrink wrap for the remainder of the day.

Swenson by Amour2013 March 7, 2011

swenson spoon 

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you

kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon

swenson spoon by ckennedy August 2, 2008

ryan swenson 

young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.

That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.

ryan swenson by lizzzzuuummmssss January 4, 2010

visiting Doc Swenson 

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

visiting Doc Swenson by stankfingas February 5, 2010

jesse swenson 

the second biggest gooey in the world

jesse swenson is a goo.

jesse swenson by blooblaching October 7, 2008

Greg Swenson 

Another known name of “Jesus Christ”.
Commonly forgotten in the New Testament.

“Greg Swenson”

Greg Swenson by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013