BILL: "Hey Tom, do y'all need any help withthe project report?"
TOM: "Nuthanks. Steve an I can take care of it us-selves"
BILL: "Huh?"
TOM: "Huh? Oh sawrry, I'm from Nee Yawk."
But Melvin had a deviant, selfish reason for offering to wash his sister's laundry. He knew it would afford him ample opportunity to smelve her panties.
Etymology: smell+shelve