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SWELCOME 

YOU ARE SWELCOME FOR THE ROSES!
SWELCOME by FREDERICK SUSANNE August 6, 2017
Words you can keep

swelcome 

chica uno: oh thanks muff.
chica dos: your swelcome puff
swelcome by Mina aka Puff October 23, 2005

[shwelcome]

The act of shwelcoming.
[shwelcome] by Airjordan3250 January 11, 2009

Hero's Welcome

Using sheets soiled by sexual acts as bedding for a house guest.
Paul, I made up the guest bed for you, it's a hero's welcome.
Hero's Welcome by BuckPhuck December 28, 2008

Gentleman’s welcome 

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

New Englander's Welcome 

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.
We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!
to be enthusiastically welcome
sooooo welcome
-Thank you Nicole.
-You're selcome Derek!
selcome by Derekkk September 18, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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