Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
by BombTBomb March 03, 2021
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