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swelcome 

chica uno: oh thanks muff.
chica dos: your swelcome puff
swelcome by Mina aka Puff October 23, 2005

[shwelcome]

The act of shwelcoming.
[shwelcome] by Airjordan3250 January 11, 2009

Hero's Welcome

Using sheets soiled by sexual acts as bedding for a house guest.
Paul, I made up the guest bed for you, it's a hero's welcome.
Hero's Welcome by BuckPhuck December 28, 2008

Gentleman’s welcome 

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

New Englander's Welcome 

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.
We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!
to be enthusiastically welcome
sooooo welcome
-Thank you Nicole.
-You're selcome Derek!
selcome by Derekkk September 18, 2006