sweef 

The name for the pungent smell that comes out of a fan cooled network switch when you haven't turned it on for a while. Created from a portmanteau of the words "switch" and "queef".

Man, I nearly doubled over from that sweef Will hit me with when he turned on that old switch next to my desk.

sweef by pappalink January 15, 2016

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

Sweef Curtains by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

king sweef 

Royal King from the 1960s

praise king Sweef

king sweef by King sweef May 14, 2022

Sheefa

The most beautiful, kind, and spazzy girl you will ever meet. She may not be tall, but she has the courage and strength of a lion.

That girl is such a Sheefa, I wish I could date her.

Sheefa by TheDarkKnight123424 January 12, 2013

To Seef 

To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef

Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"

To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

sneefer 

A guy who smells girls bike seats.

The discreet sneefer crept around in the night smelling bike seats hoping to sniff some sweet, sweet puss.

sneefer by bananajellopudding June 9, 2016

Sweeddy 

Not yet your boyfriend....but not just a friend.A combination of a sweetheart and a buddy.Pronounced sounding like the word "sweaty"......not "sweetie"!!!

Hey,I think this Saturday I'll just go get it in with my Sweeddy.No he's not sleeping over....he's not my man!We're just chilling,I told you he's my Sweeddy!

Sweeddy by Lishazzkitty December 23, 2012