swear to g 

A phrase which was created and popularized by the one and only Randy "Rando" and his last name to be kept secret. usually used on vent when being owned by someone on counter strike.

of course if your retarded you wouldnt be able to tell that swear to g is the 1337 way to say "Swear to god"

*playing counter-strike*

eMorph headshots rando with an ak47

eMorph : LoL!!!!! pwn3d n00bie!!! lik3 w0ah!!!

rando : swear to g!

swear to g by emorphtizzle January 9, 2007

say swear to god! 

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!

say swear to god! by geegz April 8, 2009

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

It was a joke i swear to god by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

I swear to god 

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

I swear to god by Live me dude April 13, 2017

swear to god 

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"

Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....

swear to god by kakarotch August 21, 2007

I swear to Google 

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

I swear to Google by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

swear to gods 

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

swear to gods by avnish May 12, 2010