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swashbuckeling

Anything and Everything a pirate does that is awesome, usually involving a good amount of rum, jumping off shit, and screaming "ARRR".
"Damn that was a swashbuckling good time."

"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"

"YAARRRR"
by Budday Schultz [TS] April 20, 2007
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swashbuckling

to buckle swashes, to fight with swords brutally and in full pirate regalia (must include dagger, sword, eye patch, peg leg, great big pirate captain hat, parrot...you know, the works.)
The famous sea captain, Bluebeard, was quite the buckler of swashes...you might say, he had a knack for swashbuckling.
by hailtopiracy September 21, 2005
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Swashbuckling Whore

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.
That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.
by burritokenny August 22, 2012
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Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021
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Swishbuckling

This is the art of putting a shot of liquor in your mouth, swishing it like mouthwash then returning it into the shot glass it came out of.
Holy hell! That guy just is swishbuckling that stripper who was freeloading the bottle service whiskey!
by JimboMac August 1, 2018
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swashbuckling

The occurrence of two penises coming in contact. Can be for the purpose of comparative measurement or the purpose of play. The movement generally resembles the sword fighting technique of pirates.
Curious about the status of their respective manhood , Joey and Shmoolie spent the better part of the afternoon swashbuckling.
by jeromino111 November 3, 2010
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Swashfuckling

Two male pirates fighting each other with their penises.
I saw these two mates Swashfuckling below the deck.
by werntbert December 1, 2018
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