3 definitions by ballchungler43
The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.
Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...
by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021
The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).
Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!
by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021
The act of stretching the skin of your scrotum into the form of a bowl. This is typically done in the shower to collect water into the "bowl"
by ballchungler43 March 30, 2021