A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.

Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.

Swedish Swap Meat by Fobill April 22, 2010

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Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

Stanton swapmeet by CowDry December 21, 2016

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Saskatchewan Swapmeet

one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.

Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.

Saskatchewan Swapmeet by rectacular March 25, 2008

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swapmeet

A place for like-minded individuals to greet and meet. Establishing connections for great friendships, and possibly sexual encounters either on the spot or at later times.

-We gonna see you at the swapmeet this Saturday night?

-Oh yeah! My wife's been begging me to take her to one. I guess she wants to see what "The Lifestyle" is all about.

swapmeet by Rygaris March 9, 2008

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