I went to a cheap whorehouse and I still couldn't get any. Man, I'm such a Swani!!!
by Russianplaya May 10, 2005
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a) verb: Completely up a creek without a paddle.

b) noun: Furry creature not suitable for sustainable living. Often ill-spoken, or scrambled mentality leading to incomprensible thoughts usually shared with innocent others. Usually seen in the midwestern United States, and considered extremely dangerous, especially behind the wheels of an automobile. Extermination is likely the only solution to the ongoing swany issue.
a) I went on a hike in the middle of the country, and when i got back to my vehicle, my car wouldn't start and my cell phone had died. I was swany.

b) Clint was at a bar and a swany character came up to him. Clint was immediately iritated by extreme douchiness of character's ramblings.
by The Rambling Wreck January 15, 2009
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he's about as subtle as a Swany
by meow February 15, 2003
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David Sarosy's *sew*. the one and only. not to be mistaken as flamingo or pigeon. loves annoying drunks. Shannon Waite.
by bubba April 26, 2004
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That prude trouble making bitch that sits in the corner.
by Eddy August 15, 2003
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The act of shoving a whoopie pie down your pants creating the illusion that you have a huge dick.
That bitch last night gave me a HUGE fat swany!
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The act of shoving a large food item in your pants to create the illusion of having a big penis. Usually a whoopie pie.
That kid at the bowling alley looked like he was trying to pull of a fat swany!
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