swanfucker
Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.
swanfucker by MFerg September 3, 2011
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starfucker
A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.
Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.
starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005
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Starfucker
Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.
Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.
Starfucker by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011
Deathbed starfucker
Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)
That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.
Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker
Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012
starfucker
an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.
Starfucker is awesome
starfucker by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010
starfucker
someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.
ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.
starfucker by angela June 6, 2003
starfuckery
The degree of egregious idolatry and adulation someone engages in when in the presence of a person more famous than them.
Reaching new levels of starfuckery at an APEC summit, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key pressed himself against US President Barack Obama's leg and began a frottage that was unbecoming of the occasion. The Cambodian hosts expressed their firm disapproval of starfuckery by making Mr Key wear a Gay Red Shirt for the remainder of the day.
starfuckery by Statler and Waldorf November 27, 2012