Seatfucker

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.

Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...

by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023

Shitfuckery

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit

I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.

by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

Shitfuckery

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.

No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.

by turnoffthelights June 4, 2020

buttersnap shitfuckery

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.

A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

by Avesta May 25, 2010

Shitfuckery

That which makes us follow inept leaders because we believe somehow that if we remain silent, that it will all go the fuck away.

the shitfuckery i see each day convinces me that i am a moron OR the shitfuckery i endure only makes me stronger WHEN IN FACT the shitfuckerey is the word that connects the generations and makes this CUNT of a website what it is. I.E. We, as humans, require shitfuckery in order to evolve as better little ungrateful FUCKTARDS.

by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

by megme July 6, 2011

starfucker

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

by A.M. April 17, 2005