Definitions by MFerg

Going Coastal 

When someone from the midwest starts acting like a hipster from the east or west coast and forgets their roots, they're "going coastal".

Did you see all those food pics Bob posted to Instagram? He's going coastal.

Going Coastal by MFerg August 14, 2017

Greek Referendum 

Noun. An act of intense self-destruction. A suicidal act. Usually harms many people, not just the person committing the act. Often causes those witnessing the act to facepalm or exclaim in a loud voice "Why?".

Bob: "I'm going to ask a bunch of completely uninformed people to make all my decisions for me from now on. Leadership is too difficult!"
Sue: "Oh no Bob, not another Greek Referendum...."

Greek Referendum by MFerg November 2, 2011

swanfucker 

Noun. One who performs sexual intercourse with swans, frequently used as an insult or term of abuse.

Tim, you are such a dirty rotten swanfucker!

swanfucker by MFerg September 3, 2011

Mutombo 

1. Interjection: Used to indicate that something has been prevented, blocked, or otherwise rejected.

2. Noun: Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA Player and Defensive Player of the Year.

1. That woman slammed the door in the face of that man! Mutombo!

2. I miss the good old days back when Mutombo was still around blocking shots.

Mutombo by MFerg August 7, 2010