Swearfucker 

You are bored and want to swear.

Swearfucker example: Holy shit that fuck fuck bitch fuckface asshole fucker.

Swearfucker by epedety December 9, 2020

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

starfucker 

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005

Starfucker 

Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.

Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.

Starfucker by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

starfucker 

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.

Starfucker is awesome

starfucker by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010

starfucker 

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

starfucker by angela June 6, 2003