SWATFuckery

SWATfuckery

:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.

:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).

:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons

:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.

:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.

4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023
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