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SWATFuckery 

SWATfuckery

:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.

:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).

:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons

:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.

:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.

4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
SWATFuckery by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023
Words you can keep

Shitfuckery 

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit
I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.
Shitfuckery by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

Shitfuckery 

A word that is widely used by the juice media when explaining government ads honestly.
No, this isn’t a dystopian sci-fi flick, that is the result of four cancerous decades of neoliberal shitfuckery.

buttersnap shitfuckery 

The intransigent nature of sodomite psychology.

The unwillingness of a person to consider anything
which is not in accord with their raison d'être.
A fuctard can be a person who has buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind

Shitfuckery 

That which makes us follow inept leaders because we believe somehow that if we remain silent, that it will all go the fuck away.
the shitfuckery i see each day convinces me that i am a moron OR the shitfuckery i endure only makes me stronger WHEN IN FACT the shitfuckerey is the word that connects the generations and makes this CUNT of a website what it is. I.E. We, as humans, require shitfuckery in order to evolve as better little ungrateful FUCKTARDS.
Shitfuckery by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018

Shitfuckery 

Majorly screwed up dealings to the point of absolute chaotic disaster due to incompetence and ignorance of other people.
Jeez what a day, non stop shitfuckery.
Shitfuckery by Diamondspls July 13, 2020

Shitfuckery 

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.
I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.
Shitfuckery by Cajewdel December 18, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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