swaney 

Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney

Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to

Holy Buckets theres a Swaney
She wishes she was a Swaney

swaney by swaneylover September 16, 2013

Swaney 

To "Swaney" someone is to blurt out something for everyone to hear in response something you heard discretely from them.
The most common people to do so are Parents, Siblings, and of course Matthew Swaney.

Me: "omg look at that ladies hair"
Swaney: "HA! IT LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING A PURPLE CAT ON HER HEAD"

Me: whispers to not offend the host* "when are we going"
Mum: "WE WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER HOUR"
Brother: "What a Swaney"

Swaney by DeathByPoison May 30, 2017

Swaney 

A girl who shows their ass on Only Fans

She swaney, you don't want that, she's like a door knob.

Swaney by Chon Chon September 9, 2022

Swaney's Law 

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.

Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.

Swaney's Law by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023

Patrick Swavey 

When you do something so insanely embarassing that, you wish you were never born.

Last time I drank Tequila I got all Patrick Swavey.

Patrick Swavey by bob0011 December 16, 2019

Yori Saneyoshi 

The mysterious, stoic Asian woman who sits courtside at all Los Angeles Lakers home games four seats away from Jack Nicholson. She can always be seen on camera, and rarely claps or shows any type of emotion whatsoever.

Andy: Who is the Asian woman at all the Laker games? She sits a few seats away from Jack Nicholson.

Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.

Yori Saneyoshi by Robert Sacamano October 15, 2013

Swanny D

The most delicious substance on the face of the earth, a beer only rivalled in deliciousness by Emu Export. Swan Draught is best enjoyed ice cold on tap served by the jug. It is a very popular beverage amongst university students, who will often be observed at any time of the day sitting back at the Tav, gazing wistfully out over the majestic Matilda Bay to the Swan River, enjoying a sneaky jug of swanny d rather than attending class.

Note: while many will claim that Emu Export is more delicious, they are actually simply confusing two complimentary beverages as rivals, for each heavenly nectar fulfils its own very special niche in this great hot state, 'sport is best served warm straight from the carton in the boot of a car or the tray of ones utility vehicle. Swan Draught on the other hand is the refreshment that awaits you at the oasis that is a pub awaiting you after a long drive on a hot western australian day.

"I'll have a jug of Swanny D thanks." - UWA student at 11am on a weekday

Swanny D by unclemikey May 5, 2014