Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney

Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to
Holy Buckets theres a Swaney
She wishes she was a Swaney
by swaneylover September 16, 2013
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To "Swaney" someone is to blurt out something for everyone to hear in response something you heard discretely from them.
The most common people to do so are Parents, Siblings, and of course Matthew Swaney.
Me: "omg look at that ladies hair"
Swaney: "HA! IT LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING A PURPLE CAT ON HER HEAD"

Me: whispers to not offend the host* "when are we going"
Mum: "WE WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER HOUR"
Brother: "What a Swaney"
by DeathByPoison May 30, 2017
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A girl who shows their ass on Only Fans
by Chon Chon September 10, 2022
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