To pull a swanny is too bullshit. On hearing a high calibre, truly vivid, absolutley false statement; the recipient of the utter bullshit should cry out 'SWANNY'

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

Swanny, verb. To do a Swanny, To be almost downright amazing at everything. Completely and downright utter brilliancy. It may not be upon the first time of completion but eventually a Swanny can complete any task that is shown to him or her, with a full and excellent outcome.

A guy who's interesting. He gets angry easily, falls in love too quickly and easily. He gets his heartbroken a lot because sometimes he goes blind. He's nice, to a certain point. He's smart. He's kinda wierd. He can sing, and play guitar. Sometimes he thinks he has a little more swag than he really does. He's beautiful. And I really hope he sees this oneday and smiles. or gets mad. or just reads it and knows that someone was thinking of him.

a swanny is a shithole - a place where average lads with average bant live.

1. The act of being beautiful, intelligent and witty. 2. A predispostion to having a short haircut. 3. One who enjoys very rough, volatile sex...including swallowing every time (and believing it's completely normal).

A shitty little park that has been smashed up and taken over by druggies

People mostly piss down the slide