Swanny

To pull a swanny is too bullshit. On hearing a high calibre, truly vivid, absolutley false statement; the recipient of the utter bullshit should cry out 'SWANNY'
Example 1
Person 1: Did you know that the only food astronaughts can eat is garlic sauce because thats all your body can digest in space?
Person 2: SWANNY!!!!
Example 2
Person 3: I was actually the guy who pronounced Ghandi was dead.
Person 4: ...right mate

...later...

Person 5: What that guy say to you?
Person 4: He was pullin some serious capital swannies mate
Person 4+5+6+7+8+9: SWANNY!!!!!
by benjamin ruth josiah May 24, 2008
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Swanny

Swanny, verb. To do a Swanny, To be almost downright amazing at everything. Completely and downright utter brilliancy. It may not be upon the first time of completion but eventually a Swanny can complete any task that is shown to him or her, with a full and excellent outcome.
A guy has never drove a racing car in his life then after one lap round a racetrack he becomes better than people who had races for a decade.

Wow you took to that like a pro. What a Swanny.
by Godtastic January 12, 2014
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Swanny

A guy who's interesting. He gets angry easily, falls in love too quickly and easily. He gets his heartbroken a lot because sometimes he goes blind. He's nice, to a certain point. He's smart. He's kinda wierd. He can sing, and play guitar. Sometimes he thinks he has a little more swag than he really does. He's beautiful. And I really hope he sees this oneday and smiles. or gets mad. or just reads it and knows that someone was thinking of him.
He's kinda confusing, must be a swanny.
by some girl thinking of swanny September 22, 2011
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Swanny is a good boy who’s like a kookoojiao. He looks like a swan with a long neck and with a big beak.

He has a good heart but can be rude, he can amazing, adorable but at times be most hated
Hi he looks like a swanny.
No actually he’s a kookoojiao. Such a swanny boy’!
Adorable!
by KKJKKJ February 04, 2020
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Swanny

1. The act of being beautiful, intelligent and witty. 2. A predispostion to having a short haircut. 3. One who enjoys very rough, volatile sex...including swallowing every time (and believing it's completely normal).
That girl you're seeing is such a Swanny...I heard she spent last night eating dates, drinking Cabernet and listening to Bjork.
by MakeFucker July 04, 2010
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Swanny

When a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty fanny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of "sweaty" and "fadge").
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but I've got a bit of a swanny going!

or

Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but fuck me, look at my swadge!
by Desaillez May 20, 2009
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Swannied

To be repeatedly screwed over in the worst possible way, at the last minute for the longest period of time possible.
After working 12 on 12 off to prevent working weekends, we got swannied and have been working 12 on 12 off the past 5 weekends.
by 542 January 30, 2009
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