To "Swaney" someone is to blurt out something for everyone to hear in response something you heard discretely from them.
The most common people to do so are Parents, Siblings, and of course Matthew Swaney.
The most common people to do so are Parents, Siblings, and of course Matthew Swaney.
Me: "omg look at that ladies hair"
Swaney: "HA! IT LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING A PURPLE CAT ON HER HEAD"
Me: whispers to not offend the host* "when are we going"
Mum: "WE WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER HOUR"
Brother: "What a Swaney"
Swaney: "HA! IT LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING A PURPLE CAT ON HER HEAD"
Me: whispers to not offend the host* "when are we going"
Mum: "WE WILL ONLY BE ANOTHER HOUR"
Brother: "What a Swaney"
by DeathByPoison May 30, 2017
Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney
Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to
Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to
by swaneylover September 16, 2013
by Chon Chon September 10, 2022
A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.
Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
by Shakes Turner December 29, 2023