swampdonk

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"

by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampon

A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.

Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?

Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.

Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.

by saint scams July 19, 2012

swamp donk

It is generally a hockey term especially in the minnesota scene... This girl is every hockey players last resort. She is that one broad that waits around for your phone call all night and when that phone call comes (usually around 3 am when all the half decent broads are sleeping) she'll be there on call. Be careful some tend to get clingly so lay the law down firmly. Shes not the best looking but shes dedicated to making your night better. What she lacks on looks she makes up for on expierence. They are generally treated like crap and dont care because the next day they are proud to tell their friends that they know the hockey studs personally. They are usually down for whatever which results in an intresting night for the boys. Many players regret and frown upon what they did the night before. Fortunetly this phenemonal night has its upsides like building team chemistry and chirping broads . the donks become a key component in locker room chats with the boys as the team sits on the pine sharing a friendly little chaw.

3:30 am phone call "Betty/donk come over."-- hockey player
"Be there in 5"-- Betty/ donk

"Look at that swamp donk over there. She must be a buck 50."

"i was looking forward to getting some this weekend. Don't worry those two swamps are on their way....slay"

"that swamp donk lauren is looking half decent tonight."
"Guy you literally just drank a case on your own. Don't make the same mistake i did, she almost crushed me and the smell was unbearable."

"The herd of donks just pulled in boys get ready for a battle."

by goin90 November 17, 2009

swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

swampton

(n) The city beside Shrek's swamp, the population often gets penetrated by the ogrelord, Shrek himself.
Anyone who goes into his swamp will be double penetrated by him and donkey, and he will scream "WAT AR U DOIN IM ME SWAMP".
Swampton is otherwise a very lively place that you should visit sometime

Shrek: Come straight outta Swampton crazy ogre named Shrek.

by ShrekStraightOuttaSwampton January 25, 2017

Swampdonkey

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

swamp donk diddler

A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month

"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"

by randy beleza February 7, 2010