A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.
by Vinnie Vocab May 05, 2005
by Mark Sawires May 31, 2006
Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.
"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
by Thrice4141 August 15, 2008
an extreamly discusting person
Jamal: Wow, look at that swampdonkey
Dante: Ew! fuckin donks.
Jamal: Yeah, wouldn't touch her with a 15 foot pole..
Dante: Ew! fuckin donks.
Jamal: Yeah, wouldn't touch her with a 15 foot pole..
by Tha Buizness. August 24, 2009
by Ian Thomas October 10, 2003
Typically means you have done the swampdonkey skateboard trick flawlessly. Often the person doing it is a very handsome man named Mike. If you have achieved this spectacular trick you will be crowned Swampdonkey!!
by huggandkiss February 03, 2010
by Anonymous July 15, 2003