Swampon

A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.

Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?

Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.

Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.

by saint scams July 19, 2012

swampon

Its like a tampon for men. Its a pad that goes on the grundle which prevents sweaty nutsacks, and reduces the stench that may form in the grundle region whenever it gets swampy down there.

Gary, wanna run to the guys room? I need a swampon, i'm starting to get a little sweaty and stinky down there.

by Somers NY October 28, 2009

swampon

a napkin that absorbs sweat from armpit glads in order to prevent sweat patches.

it was a hot day, and in order to avoid being a turn-off amongst the ladies, i decided to put on my swampon

swampons seemed like the perfect alternative to manitary pads

by wildcatulattice August 24, 2009

Swampination

A special attack move, where one headbangs/headbutts with intent to injure.

Man, Kyle used the Swampination attack last night at Thrash of the Titans!

by Swampination October 22, 2017

swampnuts

The condition associated with posessing a really sweaty ballsack.

As if the vinyl seat and the lie detector hooked to my arm weren't cause enough for swampnuts, the detective also closed all the windows and brought in a space heater.

by Spitty in the City June 20, 2008

Shampons

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.

Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.

by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Swamping

When you shove your green painted cock in a wet vagina and scream: "This is my swamp now".

I'm not welcome anymore at my girlfriends place ever since her parents saw me swamping there daughter.

by Profes April 21, 2018