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swampton 

(n) The city beside Shrek's swamp, the population often gets penetrated by the ogrelord, Shrek himself.
Anyone who goes into his swamp will be double penetrated by him and donkey, and he will scream "WAT AR U DOIN IM ME SWAMP".
Swampton is otherwise a very lively place that you should visit sometime
Shrek: Come straight outta Swampton crazy ogre named Shrek.
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A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.
Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?

Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.

Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.
Swampon by saint scams July 19, 2012

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003
Ugly as fuck. A girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren't cool, but she thinks are cool.

When a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it's partner. When that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat
look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads
Swamptoad by ghettojew69 March 6, 2009

swampdonk 

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.
"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"
swampdonk by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampdonkey 

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.
Swampdonkey by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005
Its like a tampon for men. Its a pad that goes on the grundle which prevents sweaty nutsacks, and reduces the stench that may form in the grundle region whenever it gets swampy down there.
Gary, wanna run to the guys room? I need a swampon, i'm starting to get a little sweaty and stinky down there.
swampon by Somers NY October 28, 2009