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Swaggard 

To steal; To take something that does not belong to you.

A fashionable person; A person who often wears fashionable clothes
The man swaggard the woman's pen

The swaggard was looking exceptionably dashing today
Swaggard by Anok Tohan August 22, 2024

Swagtard 

(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."
Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.
Swagtard by TotallyBaked March 12, 2012

swaggart 

hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart
Dude, all those preachers are swaggarts.
swaggart by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

swaggerdon 

the 'don' of swagger, basically the person with the most swagger you'll ever meet.
that guy is pretty swish...hes a complete swaggerdon
swaggerdon by Anj.P December 24, 2009

shwaggard 

A person who has smoked to much shwag weed, is waisted and looks haggard
"Dude is fuckin shwaggard"

Swaggerdose 

swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.
Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?

Skank - This is what I wear to church.

Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!
Swaggerdose by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012