An ostentacious personal representation of self that has surpassed all regular limits and parameters of acceptable swag....pretentious or conspicuous swagger to the point of

severe extravagant opulence.

NOTE:
(if you do not understand some of the words within this definition, then NO ~ you don't possess it in any way shape or form, but thanks for playing)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Swag + braggadocios

Pretty much the coolest word ever.
It's somebody who brags about their swag!
Incredible!