Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.
noun - A person who defines themself through mainstream materialist trends and culture, especially the "auto-tune R&B club scene" and constantly uses the word 'swag' to describe themselves or others. Similar to hipster
"This guy walked in with ray bans, a deep V-neck, expensive spandexjeans and unlaced basketball shoes and yelled, 'We out here!' What a swaggart!"
Original Definition: A man (or woman) who carries pure swag with them, no matter where they go. A swaggatron can be of any color, the only requirement is that the person in question has to be without a doubt the most swag person ever seen by the people around.
Girl 1: Have you met Andy Quan?
Girl 2: You mean that amazingly sexy beast?
Girl 1: He's a definite swaggatron.
Code word among many guys for Porn, sex, or annything perverted. This was Started when a 14-year-old hid all of his Porn in a Jimmy Swaggart Video Case. His friends would then tell him to go get the swaggarts.
Hey Bill, stop watching swaggarts and get over here.
Yeah Mark went all the way to Vegas with this girl just to get Swaggarts.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.