shwaggard 

A person who has smoked to much shwag weed, is waisted and looks haggard

"Dude is fuckin shwaggard"

shwaggard by Barili & Dinges, S.C. CA April 12, 2010

Swagtard 

(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."

Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.

Swagtard by TotallyBaked March 12, 2012

swaggart 

hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart

Dude, all those preachers are swaggarts.

swaggart by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Shwangadoo 

Another term for awesome, cool, uber sweet, totally legit, and just plain out sick nasty. Invented in 2010 in a coffee shop in rural Roanoke, Virginia, it is possibly the most effective word ever used. Not only is shwangadoo a cleverly usable adjective, it can be used in many situations.

Example: Dude, those new shoes you bought are so shwangadoo!

Did you watch that video about the guy who stabbed that kitten? I wish i was that shwangadoo...

Shwangadoo by C Nastytoes November 30, 2010

shaggadelic 

A sexual deviation of Psychadelic. It means pretty much the same as bootilicious. The difference being that shaggadelic is not specific to any meaning, and that it is never EVER used.



*note: If visiting Britain, do not great people with this phrase. Doing so will result in yourself being ostracized. Austin Powers does not represent 60's Britain.

yeah baby, shaggadelic!

shaggadelic by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

swaggerdon 

the 'don' of swagger, basically the person with the most swagger you'll ever meet.

that guy is pretty swish...hes a complete swaggerdon

swaggerdon by Anj.P December 24, 2009

Swaggerdose 

swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.

Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?

Skank - This is what I wear to church.

Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!

Swaggerdose by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012