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Swaggard
To steal; To take something that does not belong to you.
A fashionable person; A person who often wears fashionable clothes
A fashionable person; A person who often wears fashionable clothes
Swaggard by Anok Tohan August 22, 2024
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swaggard • swaggart • slaggard • swaggadick • Swaggadocio • swaggadocious • swaggadon • Swaggarific • SwaggaRight • swaggerdasher
Swagtard
(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."
Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.
Swagtard by TotallyBaked March 12, 2012
swaggart
hypocrite who begs forgiveness for fornicating with prostitutes - so that the congregation will keep sending large tithes; Jimmy Swaggart
swaggart by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
swaggerdon
swaggerdon by Anj.P December 24, 2009
shwaggard
shwaggard by Barili & Dinges, S.C. CA April 12, 2010
Swaggerdose
swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.
Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?
Skank - This is what I wear to church.
Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!
Skank - This is what I wear to church.
Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!
Swaggerdose by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012
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