swaddles 

could be a pillow or a pet, often taken and abused by drunks, not machine washer safe dry clean only makes for the perfect bestfriend anyone over the age of seventeen.

grab swaddles its the shit.

swaddles by jet swag June 17, 2011

Swaddle 

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009

swaddled 

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

blazing saddles 

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

blazing saddles by M.star September 5, 2004

saddleseat 

A discipline for horses in which the horse has a higher motion. It is typically seen with Arabians and saddlebreds. It it the best discipline. It is not abuse

Saddleseat is the best discipline!

saddleseat by Tacoking862 February 19, 2018

Swaddle 

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

Swaddle by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019