by oranges are bannanas too March 02, 2011
An erect baby penis.
"As I was changing Johny on the koala bear chair I noticed a shit covered Swaddler poking around in their" Said Jerome
by Buddahbomb June 06, 2014
1. (n) A sterile aluminum foil bag used to keep an infant warm just after birth. It is standard equipment for emergency medical services personnel and is used as a precaution for most infants born in the field.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.
by vampirekilla June 26, 2008
Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.
Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
by The Padre October 18, 2009
Palmer: Wow, Elliot is so nasty. He is always flashing his dick at poeple.
Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.
Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.
by NikDubz November 05, 2010
One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.
by dali2323 September 27, 2010
One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.
That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.
by Cbelott91 October 01, 2018