Swaddle

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

Swaddle

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

by Definitely not Gooch February 05, 2019

Swaddle

When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool

by hotchick7120 June 21, 2011

Swaddle

Verb. The specific swagger of a gay man.

Men who wear cutoff jean shorts swaddle while they surf.

by Twellsing December 01, 2010

Swaddle

A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.

"Oh my god look at that fat bint swaddle!"

by danni.yelly July 26, 2009

Swaddling

When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).

It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.

by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011

Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."

by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011