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Swaddle
And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.
Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020
Related Words
swaddlee • swaddle • swaddled • Swaddler • Swaddlie • swaddleable • Swaddlebagging • Swaddlebee • swaddlebum • Swaddlemouth
Duck Swaddle
Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.
Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!
You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.
This here's Duck swaddle!
<3 Duck Swaddle
Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!
"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class
Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009
swaddled
swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008
Swaddle
Swaddle by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019
silver swaddler
1. (n) A sterile aluminum foil bag used to keep an infant warm just after birth. It is standard equipment for emergency medical services personnel and is used as a precaution for most infants born in the field.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.
silver swaddler by vampirekilla June 26, 2008
cock swaddler
Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.
Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!
cock swaddler by The Padre October 17, 2009
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