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The most beautiful specimen that can ever be made in the whole world. She’s a sexy, fine, smart, cute, pretty, beautiful bad bitch.
“Oh look, is that Swaddlie!? She’s the best
Swaddlie by 1234fax March 26, 2022
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."
Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011
And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.
"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"
Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.
Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

swaddled 

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.
I got mighty swaddled this weekend.
swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008