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Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time
Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!
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A person who spends large amounts of time attempting to get a tan, but only burns.
My sister is a suntard--despite having had sun poisoning, she still refuses to wear sunscreen.
Suntard by AnnHedonia July 25, 2008
a sister that sometimes acts like a retard
"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:
sistard by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007
Subtards are anime watchers who spend more time complaining about the dubs of every show then watching subbed anime themselves.
Subtard: Ugh, God... they finally dub Toradora and THESE are the voices that they come up with? UGHHHHH I hate dubs...
Subtard by AnotherAnimeFanatic March 5, 2015
Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.
My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.
Sistard by Wraith0 April 6, 2010
When a normal driver in a smaller car or truck drives an SUV and instantly becomes a retarded driver.
"Can you believe that idiot just cut me off? They probably had an inch to spare...?"

"I know, they are probably a SUVtard!"
SUVtard by GMFPIKE August 24, 2009
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