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Subtard {Adjective} or {Verb}

Subtard is someone who works at Subway the food chain who is often regarded as retarded.
OMG maddie why are you bringing me the bucket from under the sink, OMG you are such a subtard
Subtard by nobodybutmeee September 1, 2013
Related Words
A subtard is like a leotard, but you wear it on your head.

Can also be used as an adjective to mean above-average.
"Will, we're gonna be so late. Just grab your subtard and let's go!"

"Wow, that was a real subtard performace, Mary. Way to go!"
subtard by Mary Barry October 1, 2009
1. Low quality idiot intentionally or unintentionally fucking stuff up, being willfully obtuse or acting in bad faith.

2. Credulous subscribers to obviously lying podcasters or presidential candidates that are pathological liars.

3. Egregious grifters and liars trying to make money from subscribers and merch.

"Sub-" from the Latin meaning "under" or "below," typically used to denote inferiority or a position beneath a standard level.
"Tarde" (a fictional Latin word), meaning "to lag behind" or "to delay purposefully," distinct from "tardus."
Transitional Terms:

"Sub-" from Latin indicates inferiority or a lower position. "Tarde," a fictional Latin term, means to delay intentionally, distinct from "tardus."

Root & Etymology:

"Subtardus" (Ancient Rome): Initially in military contexts, it described tactics deliberately slowed to mislead enemies, suggesting cunning over deficiency.

"Soubtarde" (Medieval French): In medieval France, it pejoratively referred to merchants slowing transactions to frustrate competitors or authorities.

"Subtard" (Early Modern English): Used to describe public figures who intentionally slowed their duties, benefiting themselves or harming public interests.

Regional Usage: Widely used in northern European maritime communities, "subtarded" referred to deliberate delays in critical shipping operations, becoming slang among dockworkers and sailors.
- This subtard just said crystals will cure cancer!
- Alex Jones is lying for the money and fame, what a subtard.
- Credulous readers of outlandish conspiracies on substack and X are subtards.
subtard by GrifterTears August 25, 2024
A person who spends large amounts of time attempting to get a tan, but only burns.
My sister is a suntard--despite having had sun poisoning, she still refuses to wear sunscreen.
Suntard by AnnHedonia July 25, 2008
When a normal driver in a smaller car or truck drives an SUV and instantly becomes a retarded driver.
"Can you believe that idiot just cut me off? They probably had an inch to spare...?"

"I know, they are probably a SUVtard!"
SUVtard by GMFPIKE August 24, 2009

Sub-tard 

Someone who is so dense they're nearly retarded
Teacher "Your child is failing all of his tests"
Parent "We know he's a bit of a Sub-tard
Sub-tard by Mordecca September 24, 2018