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suspel

A cross between suspension and expulsion of a student in the US Education system.
Why did you suspel my child? He only replaced the announcements with footage of him pleasuring himself. That's not wrong!
by Cinderblaze5 February 1, 2005
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Permanently Suspended

Used to describe a person that is taking so much dick that their feet never touch the ground. To literally be hanging off of a penis.
He'll be getting fucked so much in prison that his feet will never touch the ground, he'll be permanently suspended.
by Hnnng July 17, 2018
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The usual suspects

Usually referring to african-americans who commit crimes.
News: "Asian woman gets attacked on the street for no reason"
*Suspect is african-american*
George : "Ah yes, the usual suspects."
by Blasfemy August 21, 2022
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Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
by Leah1234 September 24, 2011
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Permanently Suspended

East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
by BaileyGay July 19, 2018
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suspulsion

suspulsion (n)
suspelled (v)

a punishment handed out by a school which the victim would gladly trade for a day or two's suspension, but would rather it than an expulsion.

in other words, it's worse than a suspension, but better than an expulsion.
Joe: damn! I just a suspulsion!
Mark: what?
Joe: yeah the school is making me scrape all the gum from the school over the weekend! I'd rather they just suspend me!
Mark: at least you're not expelled!
Joe: yeah you're right.
by PAC17LH March 27, 2009
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Suspensoid

A portion of semen evenly dispersed on a surface or medium
Suspensoids are pharmaceutical grade agents that are commonly abused by individuals who seek gang-rape
by Sexologist April 20, 2019
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