susimistic 

Suspicious but yet somewhat optimistic. Tread with suspicion but with a tinge of hope that whatever bad is happening is not true.

Amanda and Susan are susimistic that the conference rooms booked on Friday are not reserved to lay people off.

susimistic by changzilla February 9, 2009

slutimistic

A slut who is confident with her life

That girl is a confident of being a slut. Her life is slutimistic.

slutimistic by Chaos01 May 26, 2016

Spesimistic 

When bullying is specific to one person and you wouldn’t say it to someone else

“Oscar Noone, You are blind.“ “That’s spesimistic bullying that is. If that was fun you wouldn’t say that!” But he is not blind it’s because he is Oscar.

Spesimistic by xtmx49 July 23, 2020

Sustistic 

Not merely just an incorrect or correlational statistic, but one that is sourced from or contracted by an entity with systemic power and a specific agenda. Often used by bigots to win reddit arguments. Basically a self-report for racists, homophobes, etc.

Redditor 1: Dude haven't you heard of 13/50? Of course Jamal was gonna hit her.
Redditor 2: Where'd you get that sustistic, parler?

Sustistic by JustTheSussiest April 10, 2022

sustistic 

someone who's brain has been fried from among us memes to the point it creates a tumour in their brain and they lose their sense of humour due to the fact they have seen too many sussy memes

ayo bro that mfer acting like a sustistic fellow

sustistic by charathebaka November 11, 2022