A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004

Related Words

slutimistic • slutistics • Sadtimistic • Septimistic • SLUTFISTICATED • slutistician • sluttistics • susimistic

SLUTFISTICATED

slut who tries to be sofisticated

rae a hoe,she be strippin for just anybody,now this hoe tryna be slutfisticated

SLUTFISTICATED by rae a little slutbag April 28, 2008

sluttistics

The numbers that verify his/her sluttiness and/or track record of making it with other sluts.

I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...

That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!

sluttistics by qizznipper October 20, 2013

slutistic

Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it

(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH

slutistic by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008

susimistic

Suspicious but yet somewhat optimistic. Tread with suspicion but with a tinge of hope that whatever bad is happening is not true.

Amanda and Susan are susimistic that the conference rooms booked on Friday are not reserved to lay people off.

susimistic by changzilla February 9, 2009

Sadtimistic

Basically another way of saying pessimistic.

George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.

Sadtimistic by christrolllll September 5, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026