slutimistic
slutimistic by Chaos01 May 26, 2016
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slutistics
A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004
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sluttistics
I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...
That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!
sluttistics by qizznipper October 20, 2013
slutistic
Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it
(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.
(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone
DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH
(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone
DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH
slutistic by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008
susimistic
Suspicious but yet somewhat optimistic. Tread with suspicion but with a tinge of hope that whatever bad is happening is not true.
Amanda and Susan are susimistic that the conference rooms booked on Friday are not reserved to lay people off.
susimistic by changzilla February 9, 2009
Sadtimistic
George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.
Sadtimistic by christrolllll September 5, 2011
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