slutimistic

A slut who is confident with her life

That girl is a confident of being a slut. Her life is slutimistic.

slutimistic by Chaos01 May 26, 2016

slutistics 

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

slutistics by Pass March 18, 2004

SLUTFISTICATED 

slut who tries to be sofisticated

rae a hoe,she be strippin for just anybody,now this hoe tryna be slutfisticated

SLUTFISTICATED by rae a little slutbag April 28, 2008

sluttistics 

The numbers that verify his/her sluttiness and/or track record of making it with other sluts.

I know for a fact that gal Izzy lost her cherry at thirteen and has blown over a hundred guys the past two years: those are some pretty compelling sluttistics, and I have some pov phone pics to prove it...

That dude Nick has banged every little ho in that dorm, not to mention half the JV cheerleaders--his sluttistics are outstanding!

sluttistics by qizznipper October 20, 2013

slutistic 

Anyy man/woman who flirts with sexual intentions or talks in a sexually suggestive manner without recognizing that he/she is doing it

(GUY # 1)- dudee that hott girl over there asked me for my phone number!! she said she really likes me.

(GUY # 2)- what?! dude she told me she wasn't seeing anyone and told me to call her next time i'm alone

DUDE WHAT A SLUTISTIC BITCHH

slutistic by wessss gwTbiatchh December 24, 2008

susimistic 

Suspicious but yet somewhat optimistic. Tread with suspicion but with a tinge of hope that whatever bad is happening is not true.

Amanda and Susan are susimistic that the conference rooms booked on Friday are not reserved to lay people off.

susimistic by changzilla February 9, 2009

Sadtimistic 

Basically another way of saying pessimistic.

George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.

Sadtimistic by christrolllll September 5, 2011