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Surpasshole 

Going over and above all expectations, while being a complete and utter asshole.
Boy, you have worked hard at achieving those goals and exceeding expectation, but have been a complete prick. You're a real surpasshole.
Surpasshole by The big three February 5, 2015

surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.
If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.
surmission by Scalabrini July 6, 2004

Domain Suspansion 

what gojo does when he is horny after seeing naruto trying to grab his ass.
Gojo uses Domain Suspansion to Spank dat Ass

Surpassism 

The philosophical theory that for humans to advance and truly change for the better they must exceed the idea of God and become their own versions of Gods and Goddesses. And that humans can’t wait for a Deity to change things they must rise up and do these things for themselves.
Tom: "Don't worry about that, God has a plan will take care of everything."
Jacob: "Actually, I disagree. I personally believe in Surpassism and we as humans must create our own change and we can't rely on a higher power to do it."
Surpassism by JacobRhy July 20, 2018

Scumpassion 

The passion you give when you smash an intoxicated female in the employee bathroom after work.
Josh: “What’s up Sebastian, how was work last night?”

Sebastian: “Work was alright, I even got some scumpassion with a nice braud.”

Josh: “hahaha that’s my boy! Good work El Baño!”
Scumpassion by Scumbastian October 23, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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