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suroc by crackerjack75 January 26, 2009
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Shroc
A mix of a Sahi and a Croc, usually with balancing traits, but tends to be too proud of themselves for unknown reasons. They are honest but unpredictable, and they tend to have frightening mood swings.
Other people: Oh it's Mop, the leader of the Shroc. I bet he thinks he's so cool, lecturing people all day.
Mop: I'm a Shroc, of course I'm cool! Who do you think you are? You know, I'm outraged at how you presume that I lecture people meaninglessly, when every word I say is beyond important and worth considering. Your absolutely disgusting humour resonates with me on one hundred levels, each giving me a new reason to lecture you! But what can I say? I'm a shroc and you're not; of course I have dignity, respect, and utmost sincerity, and to let this be put frankly, you have none of those things.
Mop: I'm a Shroc, of course I'm cool! Who do you think you are? You know, I'm outraged at how you presume that I lecture people meaninglessly, when every word I say is beyond important and worth considering. Your absolutely disgusting humour resonates with me on one hundred levels, each giving me a new reason to lecture you! But what can I say? I'm a shroc and you're not; of course I have dignity, respect, and utmost sincerity, and to let this be put frankly, you have none of those things.
Shroc by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022
suruchi
Suruchi means a person who has an extremely good taste in everything. Suruchi also means Great Delight and Happiness. Suruchi brings light and life to other's life. Suruchi symbolizes Happiness and Joy. Suruchi is also the epitome of smartness and intelligence. The origin of the name is in Sanskrit.
sprockets
An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004
sorochasized
1. an extreme drunkenness, which side effects cause slur of speech, blank staring, sexting, delayed reaction of conversation.
2. to creep staff at the same place you work, get them beligerently drunk, and snipe them.
2. to creep staff at the same place you work, get them beligerently drunk, and snipe them.
sorochasized by FoamyTheKid October 24, 2011
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