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Surfbort 

Heard most commonly in the Beyonce song "Drunk in Love", Surfbort is a sexual position where a male lays in the tub with his knees bent. The woman straddles him with her back towards him so she can ride his dick by holding onto his thighs, much like holding onto a surfboard and bobbing through the ocean.
"Fill the tub up half way and ride it with my surfbort."
Surfbort by xxx-tk2 May 6, 2014
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Surfbort 

From Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love' song. She pronounces 'surfboard' as 'surfbort' and people take humor from this. It is a Beyonce-ism and sounds funny so has been adopted by the Beyhive as a joke/humorous word. Has been made into t-shirts by various Beyonce fans.
"Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfbort
surfbort, surfbort"

"Beyonce has redefined the word surfboard to surfbort"

"I'm riding my surfbort"
Surfbort by Aphix2005 January 13, 2014
Related Words

surfbort 

Verb. The action of riding a male member with specific voracity.
Damn girl! You rode him like a surfbort!
surfbort by The Male Inquisitor February 14, 2014

serfbort 

Something Beyonce rides in a half full tub.
Fill the tub up halfway and ride it with my serfbort.
serfbort by ThatOneBlackGirl January 23, 2014

surfboredism 

What are you doing?I have surfboredism!

Surfboart 

How Beyonce says "Surfboard" in her song Drunk in Love.
i've been grindin in the cluh and ridin mah surfboart
Surfboart by big man doo doo April 24, 2014

surfboart 

He'll pop that surfboart all night long.

That girl let me get deep in her surfboart.
surfboart by Holla_dolla January 28, 2014
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