Pounding the devil’s support beam 

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

Pounding the devil’s support beam by MunchiesX October 17, 2020

Autism/Aspergers Support Staff 

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.

1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.

Autism/Aspergers Support Staff by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010

Tech Support Scam 

When someone from India cold calls you and says you have a problem with your "dextop" computer. They use scare tactics, such as the Event Viewer (eventvwr) and the Tree command in Command Prompt to try and convince you that you have a "wirus" on your "dextop." They ask you to pay a large sum of money for the "fixes," and if you don't pay, they try to put syskey on your computer, which locks you out of your computer. Popular topic for Youtubers and pranksters.

#1: Did you get that call from Microsoft yesterday?
#2: No, it was a Tech Support Scam. It was not Microsoft.

Tech Support Scam by Scam Buster August 29, 2016

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

life support system for a cunt by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

Pussy life support system 

A woman. That's about it. A woman.

I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.

Pussy life support system by Bobo Debauchery February 14, 2006

life support system for a pussy 

Any human being that is a female

Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!

life support system for a pussy by Frainslug November 5, 2005

tech support scammer 

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

tech support scammer by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021