Superintendent Chalmers

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"
by zutroy January 03, 2005
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GLC

Possibly the best white rap group since the Beasties
You fucking knows it, clart!
Examples of their fine lyrics:

"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"

"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"

"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"

"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"

"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"

"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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manchester cunts

Ignore the other definition of this. For a better definition of Manchester Cunts, see Manchester City
by zutroy July 08, 2004
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import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
by zutroy April 18, 2004
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Genuine Mancunian

I see the Stretford End arising!!
by zutroy July 09, 2004
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tom coburn

A homophobic (therfore typical) Republican representative of the state of Oklahoma who recently said;

"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."
I thought about it for more than a second, then whacked one off! I say WOOHOO to high school lesbianism! How ace is that? There was no rampant lesbianism in my school, and that kinda makes me upset!
by zutroy November 24, 2004
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bowling for columbine

"The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!
Proof that right-wing America just can't handle the truth. Michael Moore is too damn honest
by zutroy July 08, 2004
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