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Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004

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The only game which saddened me to complete, because I never wanted it to end
GTA Vice City will probably go down as the most enjoyable PS2 game ever
by zutroy September 17, 2004

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.....and tell me that you love meeeeeeeeee!!
monty python anthem
by zutroy February 12, 2004

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A confusing term used by Manchester United fans to infuriate scousers as they have no idea we're insulting them
by zutroy February 13, 2004

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Acronym for sub-machine gun
by Zutroy April 27, 2003

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Probably the most talented pop group of the 80's......apart from Kraftwerk
Wild Boys!
by zutroy June 09, 2004

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Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
by zutroy April 18, 2004

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