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A confusing term used by Manchester United fans to infuriate scousers as they have no idea we're insulting them
by zutroy February 13, 2004
Get the ysbmug. Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'
by zutroy March 2, 2004
Get the gun controlmug. Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"
by zutroy January 3, 2005
Get the Superintendent Chalmersmug. by zutroy April 18, 2004
Get the importmug. What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
Get the Governmentmug. "The biggest lie of all in "Bowling for Columbine" is this so-called NRA. Mr. Moore actually expects us ignorant Americans to believe that there exists an organization in America that is so callous as to hold a pro-gun rally less than two weeks after one of the most horrific episodes of gun violence in our nation's history right next to very location where that incident occurred?!"
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU DUMB HICK!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT NEEDS TO START READING THE PAPERS!!
by zutroy July 8, 2004
Get the bowling for columbinemug. A homophobic (therfore typical) Republican representative of the state of Oklahoma who recently said;
"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."
"Lesbianism is so rampant in high schools in the Oklahoma area that some schools will only let girls go to the bathroom one at a time. Think about that as an issue."
I thought about it for more than a second, then whacked one off! I say WOOHOO to high school lesbianism! How ace is that? There was no rampant lesbianism in my school, and that kinda makes me upset!
by zutroy November 24, 2004
Get the tom coburnmug.