Term used in the Oil and Gas Industry describing a well where no information is to get out. Info is only shared between the most trusted people. Can be used in everyday speech for a deadly secret that others are not to repeat and you would only tell a spouse or old friend.
Honey, I actually like men and not you. I will stay married with you for the children. (No need to say this is super tight hole information.)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'