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tights

The sexiest thing girls can wear under their skirts (or pants :P) that get me real hot. Girls who dont wear these under their skirt are un-feminine and shouldn't have put that skirt on in the first place. Also, see pantyhose
"Dude, check her out...she's got some sweet black tights on"
by TightsLvr January 31, 2005
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tights

they are not pants.
Bitch A: Ohmygod just LOOK at that girl! Fashion faux pas #634: wearing tights as pants.

Bitch B: OMG She's doing #634 a and b at the SAME TIME: she's wearing them with a sweatshirt!
by natalio72 March 29, 2010
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Tights

A sexy, fashionable and warm (depending on denier) piece of clothing that females wear to cover their legs and feet that generally goes up to the waste. They come in various sizes, colors, and textures.
Jim: women should wear tights more often.
Bob: I know right it's just so damn sexy!
Barbra: I wear all types of tights to keep me warm, I love tights!!!
by Unknown-245 November 5, 2018
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tights warden

A guy with a tights fetish who asks you to put tights on and go on webcam
Davro: Show your ass in tights

Me: No way, you damn tights warden
by sazzabaps July 30, 2009
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david bowie tights

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013
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black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
by Alecai October 16, 2009
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