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super straight🟧⬛️ 

code for “micropenis”. used between guys who want to know if their penis is normal even tho it is two inches. the more men that say it, the more people will feel that their atom dick is normalized !
kaiden: i have a really tiny cock, am 4 foot 7, and 16, have no personality, i think lil uzi is good, jah and juice are goats, i just don’t get tyler the creator, (i hate all gay people), and i have 9 toes.

jonny: ah yes a fellow super straight🟧⬛️ man.

Super Straight 

A gay furry.
The Super Straight flag, 🟧⬛️, comes from the colours of Grindr and Furaffinity.net, The black symbolises authoritative dominance, and the orange symbolises submissive excitment.
John: "Yo, are you sure you're Super Straight? I saw you retweeting gay furry porn on Twitter.
Kevin: "Didn't you know? Super Straight is just another way of saying you want a werewolf daddy to violently pound you into the bed while you scream for mercy at the top of your lungs, but mercy is never received, and you wake up the next day with a stomach-ache so bad that you have to be hospitalised for a week."

Super Straight 

A fake sexuality that most likely originated on Tik Tok, but there is also evidence it started on 4chan as a plot to create a divide in the LGBT community. The sexuality means the person is only attracted to people who are not transgender. For example a man that identifies as super straight may not like trans girls. The "SuperStraight pride flag" is black on the left and orange on the right.

The reason why trans people are so upset about this is because the sexuality implies trans women aren't real women, and same for trans men. A common misconception is that all trans people think you're transphobic if you won't have intercourse with a trans person. In reality, most transgender people don't mind if you only like girls with pussy or something, it's called a genital preference. They just get upset when you call it a sexuality. It's okay to have preferences, and it's okay to not date a trans person who likes you.

A bigger reason why the LGBT community hates the superstraight "movement" so much is because they mock the LGBT community. They do things like call people bigots for not accepting their sexual identity, act discriminated and other things that LGBT people are notorious for but worse. But being straight is perfectly legal and tolerated by everyone, being gay or trans will get you the death penalty in some countries. That's why we don't need straight people in the LGBT community. It was made for genuinely oppressed minorities.
Guy 1: You're straight, right?
Guy 2: I'm super straight.
Guy 1: That means you wouldn't fuck a girl with a dick?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: What about a trans girl who got a sex change?
Guy 2: No, I only like real girls.
Guy 1: Even a trans girl that looks and behaves exactly like a normal girl?
Guy 2: I'll only fuck someone if they were born with a pussy.
Average trans person overhearing this: *pain*
Super Straight by Zergur Vorghiz March 18, 2021

Super Super Straight 

So Straight Straighter the *Super Straight* You can kiss the homies without it being gay!
Justiny: "Yooo Joey You like Being Gangster dont you"

Joey: "Nah bro just fucking kiss me am super super straight"

Justiny: " No your a Gangster"

Super straight 

Men that enjoy jerking off to bee porn, preferably male bees.
“Hey, are you super straight too? Let’s watch bee porn together!”
Super straight by anonymous March 23, 2021

Super straight 

A person who is super straight is someone who will not date trans members of the opposite sex. This term rose to popularity on tiktok.
Person A: Hey bro would you date a trans woman?
Person B: No
Person A : Why? she's still a woman. You're being really transphobic..

Person B : I'm not transphobic I'm just super straight.

super straight 

the sexuality of someone who has wet dreams about their cousin
"i'm super straight"

"oh... good for you ig"
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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